WELCOME!

2007-07-17T09:36:00.000-07:00

A warm and bloody welcome to Fatal Mortality 2 and thanks for stopping by. Fatal Mortality is a hilarious series of old-skool arcade beat-em-ups featuring cult movie characters at their most violent.

These funny animations have been made by the wonderfully talented folks at Agile Virals. You can find out more about them by looking in that little box on the right over there, but you're here to laugh right? Well let's get watching...

EPISODE 1
Jules Winfield vs Raymond Babbit

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LINK TO THIS VIDEO: http://blip.tv/file/306604
Come on! You know who these people are. It’s Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction vs Dustin Hoffman from Rainman in an unlikely and unpredictable showdown. When a simple friendly coffee escalates into full-blown fisticuffs, some of the moves are so violent they’re retarded. Killer quote: “I’m an excellent driver.”

EPISODE 2
Tony Montana vs Sally Albright

LINK TO THIS VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHUmu3om5Y

Al Pacino from Scarface takes on Meg Ryan from When Harry met Sally in this tale of domestic bliss gone horribly, horribly wrong. When their pillowtalk broaches the controversial subject of the female orgasm, an argument begins that can only climax (ahem) with a gruesome fight to the death. Killer quote: “How would you know, bubblehead?”

EPISODE 3
Bruce Lee vs R2D2 (featuring special guest)

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Bruce Lee’s not dead! He’s just fat and addicted to porn. But he’s about to go one-on-one with his natural nemesis: the depraved R2D2 of Star Wars fame. It’s expert kung fu vs … well, steely resistance as Bruce’s one-inch punch meets R2’s three-inch thick casing. Bad dubbing, obscene subtitles, a massive guest star and ripped-off jokes from almost every cult film and cartoon ever made make this an all-singing, all-dancing clash of the titans. Killer quote: “Where’s my head? Why can’t I feel my head?!”

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